three little birds, sat on my window

Here in Canada land, buying up baby stuff, having lots of fun. Hating the AOL at the house, but loving the DSL at the office. Maybe getting a laptop out of this deal. ;)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSISSAUGA, I can't wait til we move back for good. *_*

Taking lots of non-tourist pictures, promise!

I'll be home Friday afternoon, most likely. Yippee.

Hope you guys miss me! <3

I've felt like barfing since last night. :( It won't go away. I wonder if I'm nervous about the border guards... I've only had trouble once (well, twice, but the second time the guy was just being made of fail and needed to get laid) and I still got where I needed to go just fine.

Bry says he's gonna miss me and his baby, aww. I told him soon it'll be kicking him in the face if he puts his head in my lap, and not so far from now, it'll be screaming and flailing and needing to be changed. That made him happy. LOL

Mmmm, Tums help, I keep forgetting I even have anymore. *_* I guess this is something else I will be packing. We just found the duffel bag this morning, haha, so I haven't packed yet. I'm so stupid. I really shouldn't even be on here, but I felt so shitty, I needed to find some balance before trying to run around and gather up things. Plus, my list is on here. :P LIST LIST LIST. YAY LIST.

So I'll be gone most of this week... tell me things to take pictures of! :)

I'll be in Toronto and Mississauga. Look them up if you've never heard of them, though I will kind of worry if you live anywhere near here and never heard of Toronto at least... :P

Despite it being Canada, I am not going anywhere that there is snow or dogsleds, and no moose even. Terribly sorry. If I went up to my mom's house, the moose might be a possibility. ;P

So try and keep it weather-related. :P

Not doing an ADIML, so myeeeeeeeeh.

There is NOTHING creepier than just glancing at the TV, and seeing a baby's HEAD sticking out of his mother's bloody belly. NOTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

I think it even started to cry before they pulled him all the way out. HOLY CREEPY.

Did I mention I'm not going to ask anyone to videotape my baby being born, no matter what way it comes out? Yeah. I don't wanna see that. No thank you!

Happy Mother's Day everyone. :)

Even if you're not a mother (yet) like me, if you never want to be a mother (but have a cat or something), if you've thought endearingly of a child once ... or simply just not gone out and stabbed a baby in the face... then Happy Mother's Day to you too! :P

Thank you for the v-gift, grace_in_spades! I didn't expect any Mother's Day gifts at all, so you made my morning very nice. :)

Bry did too, by making me... HAMBURGERS for breakfast. XD Only me. :> I'm a happy mama now. Nom nom hamburgers.

I just thought about it... next Mother's day, my baby will be either 5 or 6 months old, depending if it's born at the beginning or end of October. WHOAH. I've always wanted a kid or two (and lo and behold, me and Bry had 'the talk' last night, and we might try for another baby right after this one, and then RIP OUT MY UTERUS LOLOLOL YAY) but the idea of being called 'mommy' is just so... wow. I've acted like my sisters' mom, like half the neighbourhood's mom when I was growing up, but no one called me 'mom'. They were like my kids... but... wow.

I'm going to be called 'mommy'. :)

I dunno why this is only just clicking in my head now. I'm kind of dumb, maybe. :P Or this is only finally becoming real now... this baby has stayed in my belly longer than all the others combined at this point. This baby is here for keeps, methinks.

Also, on a baby website I frequent, the baby according to them is the size of a mango... which I just bought one a couple of days ago. I held it in my hand, and just stared... baby is getting big!

God, I am a weirdo. :P

ETA: LOL

I had to do laundry today. HAD. TO.

Of course, it's the busiest damn day, and I THOUGHT I was working this afternoon (I'm not) so I went in the morning so I could have nice fresh smelling clothes. Good god, what a bad idea. I get there, and there's none of the big washers available, so I have to waste more money on the smaller ones. Whatever, that's fine, it was only about a dollar more, but still... so I use up three of the little washers, and away I go. In comes this lady with TEN THOUSAND LOADS OF LAUNDRY, and she and her friend start taking my clothes out of the washer (THEY SHOWED UP AS I WAS PUTTING IN THE DETERGENT, SO THEY COULD SEE ME HELLO??) and are preparing to just throw them on the floor, when I go over and tell them to knock it off. The lead bitch gets all whiny that there's not many washers (there were three more like the ones I was using, she didn't need to do all her clothes at the same second, wtf!) but her friend and her were tinier than me, so the friend told her to just chill out and wait for another washer to be free. Good lord. >:(

So of course, my clothes finish 2 minutes before their's, and I go haul it all off to the dryers. OH WHAT A MISTAKE. They start whining at me AGAIN for taking *their* dryers. Wtf? I used two. One for heavy stuff, one for lighter stuff. They needed at least five. :/

I hate living here so much. I wish we had our own washer and dryer. BLARGH. Oh well, we're likely moving in July or August, so to hell with this shit. Raargh. Before baby is born, anyway. No way in hell is my baby being around the ghetto lunatics around here.

I always... ALWAYS forget something. So while I have it on my mind, I'm going to make a list of things I need to pack...

- MONEYS
- credit card for buying GO train tickets
- cellphone & CHARGER
- DS and/or PSP & THEIR charger(s)
- necklace with ring
- perfume & other nice smelling shit
- teefbrush
- book(s)
- clothes (shirts, pants, panties!!!, socks, bras) --yes i need to list each item
- MY CUTE MOTHER FUCKIN HAT
- camera(s)
- all my photo ID stuff
- baby pills
- batteries for camera(s)
- hairbrush
- ponytail holder things
- day planner book thing

Will add more as I remember... I know I'm forgetting a couple of things there, but I dunno what. I need some sleep, maybe that'll help me. Or you guys can suggest crap you would pack, sure.

From Monday night til Friday or Saturday morning, I'll be up in Canada. :> GOODBYE, STUPID AMERICA. I shall return. ;P

I GET THAI FOOD. And to see a REAL CITY AGAIN. HOORAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

I miss Mississauga *SO DAMN MUCH* ;_;

Maybe I'll go to Toronto for a little bit too. :)

Canada Canada Canada YAY CANADA.

...I miss my home, dammit. :( Don't judge me.

So this means you guys'll be without me for a little while. I know. Totally the end of the world. :D Well, there's many a computer I can access, and I'll be bringing my PSP, but SO WHAT. :P Now I just hope I don't get too lost in Union Station trying to find a train that goes to where I need it to. I've never taken any train except one... and the one I need is different... :/ Bleh. Oh well, I have nothing but time. And my phone has roaming added to it. Score. :D

HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME. This'll be the first time my baby has been in Canada! I know it's still in my gut, but SO WHAT. BABY! CANADA! HYPER! YAY!

The Duggars are STILL BREEDING. SEE??

People worrying about my ONE baby have a lot worse things to worry about. PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS LIKE THEY ARE DOGS IN A PUPPY MILL. HOLY SHIT. o_o

Lol.

ETA: OSHIT I forgot I actually work today. Please don't let the drama explode too much in my nomination post today. Amen.

So there were more than 130 new comments posted to my nomination page while I was gone. NOT BAD. :P

I wonder if I'll ever actually get the 100 support comments to get into the actual voting, lol.

Now that would be the truly epic thing, wouldn't it? ;P

Anyone know this IP? 136.176.104.147 It's the pussy who commented anonymously here. :)

Edit: Turns out it was shechoselove. Do what you will.

I'm so confused.

SO you guys can see my last post... okay! That confused me, but right on?

And then I get this to my e-mail, and I'm MORE confused.

Is there some underground LJ action at work here? LOL

Can someone please explain to me why the fuck my nomination post is making all this weird epic stuff happen with people who I don't even know? I mean, I know the council thing is apparently a big deal to some people, and if I were one of the serious ones who needs to be stomped down or praised, or whatever... like as if this is the run for president... but it's not!

Yargh! I'm so lost. XD

Anyway, in an hour (it's 12:30 now) I'm heading out of the house for most of the day. Last time I did that, super drama erupted. I fear what will happen while I'm out of the house all night this time. :P

If you guys wanna see me actually get in on that thing, then I suggest you go put in a vote soon. And tell your friends. I doubt I'll win, but hell, this is pretty fun so far. :)

Plus, I wanna see if the certification letter really demands that the nominees need to fly to Istanbul once a year. I mean, I wouldn't mind! If they pay for it. ;)

If you wanna pimp me out on communities, I don't care. I'm not going to do it though, since they'll get mad at me. If they get mad at you guys, what will it matter? :P

At this point, if anyone wants to take me off their friend list, go ahead.

If anyone who just reads my LJ wants to actually be on my list, add me, I generally add back.

It seems more people read than I realized, but we'll see.

As an added note, only one person asked something on my 'ask me anything' post here! Come on guys, I know you wanna know more about the fruitcake that is me.

I stole this one from agirl_gonemad :)

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Fried strawberries over warm rice:

Sounds delicious, or sounds like I'm getting into eating WEIRD SHIT because I'm pregnant? :P

Frankly, it makes me think of a dessert I had... somewhere, but I have NO idea where, and it's driving me crazy. :( The rice might've actually been rice pudding though.

I like surveys, that much is uh, painfully obvious.

I invite you people to ask me a question, or two, or ten. :)

I'll make a post later tonight (or tomorrow, depending how I feel) with the answers.

Comments screened, so you can be as naughty as you like, and no one will EVER know. :O

Disclaimer: I do not wish to force abortions on anyone, but feel that they should be available for people who really should not breed. Some examples can be found in the comments here. For everyone else, I suggest babies! Whether it be a baby human, a baby puppy, or just a jar of baby food, for those who still need to grow up. :)

Lol.

I'm up SO DAMNED EARLY, because my sister asked me to help her with an essay. Yes, my sister who lives 13 hours up north. LONG DISTANCE TEACHING. :) It's due at 10am today, lol oops. Her fault, not mine! She didn't show me the material til SUNDAY, and knew I was busy yesterday. Foof on her. :P

The epic drama of my post is still raging on... and I think I'm getting a lot of votes for people who just think the really wacko CFers need to STFU. Lol.

I'm not allowed to leave the computer, or else I'll miss something!

But I'm not allowed online because I'm just supposed to sit here and grow a baby! WUT? I'm so confused.

To prove how insane this is... my mailbox in my e-mail shows 100 mails at a time. My horoscope (which goes out at midnight) was A PAGE AND A HALF BACK. :( Since I mention it, here's my horoscope:

Today, Jen, you may feel like hiding yourself away in your ivory tower, and watching the performance that is going on before your eyes. And why not, if this allows you to get the perspective you need on things. Use this period in your life to give things their real value and to see where certain people actually fit in to your world. You're a very lucky person to be able to find this kind of balance in your life.

Lol at the first line. WATCHING DRAMA, YES. Maybe this means I won't have to work today and can just sit back and be a "moo" and watch the loons devour each other. Or something. Fuck I'm tired. I better go look at this essay crap.

And I just realized I didn't finish my ADIML because I was so transfixed by the drama. o_o Oh well. I'll just post some of the pictures I did take later. Especially one of Bry, making a weird fish face. You'll seeeeee. :P

ETA: Me and the CF lady who started the drama have a nice talk about what is funny and what's not. She seems to be broken or something. Poor thing.

I come back from work and baby class (which was boring as fuck lol) and THE CHILDFREE HAVE ATTACKED MY NOMINATION POST. HOLY FUCKIN CHRIST. Lol.

I wonder if anyone's posted it to S_F? O_o

Anyway. Yeah. Baby class was boring. Next week we see a birthing video. Bry is so looking forward to that shit.

Not really. :P

Anyway, back to reading this epic drama on my nomination post. o_o

I wish more people would notice the edit I did at the bottom of my entry there. :) Fucking crazy people. I'd hate to be neighbours in the real world with some of them. I'm sure they butt into everyone's business and freak the fuck out when everyone isn't like them. OH NOES.

And cuz I feel like it, I'm just going to show this shit off to all of thequestionclub as seen here :) Not phishing for votes, but hey, I'll take em? Lol

I put my nomination in at lj_election_en :>

I'm waiting to see if they approve it (I HOPE SO) but apparently I need 100 people to say YES to me being a nominee! You guys will do it, right? And get your friends on that bandwagon, right? And uh, maybe I'll take it to TQC too. :)

But for now, I HAVE TO WORK. <3 BYE BYE. :>

I managed to catch the link just as I hopped out of the shower

http://community.livejournal.com/lj_election_en/1975.html

Just say something like "I support this nomination" :D Thanks guys! ♥